Article: Jennifer Devious Calamari Leclaire -- Propheseer Training and Fleecing the Flock

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Tier Two is where you can really strike prophetic gold. Jennifer calls this deeper prayer discipleship and the bovine excrement does get pretty deep here. This tier gets all of the first group benefits already discussed plus a separate individual call with Jennifer for a more intimate mentorship and email access for additional questions (within reason). Jennifer does warn however that space in this group is limited and by application only. What would you pay beloved? How much would you pay to get a personal call each week from the inventor of the sneaky squid spirit? Are you sitting down? Tier Two is yours for less than $200 per month ($197)! Sure you have to commit to a full year but why squabble over pesos? Let me save you some time; that means she has the audacity to charge $2364 per sucker. Prophets practicing divination for money. Hey if she gets enough foolish sheep maybe she can finally upgrade that airport motel room.

Have you still not found your niche in Jennifer's services? Maybe you can see so well in the natural that you realize she is scamming when she says she can train you in things only the Spirit has the power to do. For a meager $397 she can train you in spiritual warfare! She literally claims on the website to run a school for spiritual warfare. That is one crowded motel room beloved. The final service offered through her website is practical instruction and spiritual impartation to improve your writing. Yes, you too can get personal prophetic writing instruction, activation and coaching from best-selling author and Charisma magazine former editor Jennifer Leclaire! There's also a private Facebook group where students can interact and Jennifer can come in and offer extra bonus thoughts, tips, feedback on your writing, encouragement and prayers along the way. What would you be willing to give for this kind of personal instruction from the author of such renowned tomes as "Jezebel's Puppets?" Would you believe that Jennifer is giving this away for a measly $750!?! Hallelujah!

I hope you detected the sarcasm because I was laying it on pretty thick. Beloved, the Bible is replete with warnings about people like Jennifer Leclaire. She is the one teaching for shameful gain that which she ought not. She is the huckster peddling the Word of God. She is the wolf tearing apart the flock of God. Her inane sneaky squid prophecy should be enough to dismiss her out of hand but she has a platform that she wields very powerfully. With the backing of Charisma News and the likes of Dr. Michael Brown she is expanding her portfolio coming up with new and mystical ways to fleece the flock. For 500 bucks she will let you sit in on a phone call once per month and give you access to a Facebook group she spent nothing on to create. If you want that call to be personal, it is just a shade under $2500. Do you want her prayers for your fledgling writing ambitions? That is just $750. Want to pretend you're a prophet? Just under $400. Now, we can add to that a fake school for Seer wannabes. That is your most economical at only $300 but I guess that's because there is no such biblical thing. When I think how many sheep are led astray by nonsense like this it just makes me sick. So keep your Jezebel obsession and angel visions Jennifer. Keep your six flags over Jesus motel room. You can even hold the side of calamari. Your motivation and greed are transparent and people will start to see without needing your training to do so.

Reverend Anthony Wade -- January 24, 2018

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