Christine Caine speaking on the "Deborah Anointing"
Roma Downey speaking on why Mary Magdalene was really the 13th Apostle.
Beth Moore speaking on how to wait for your Boaz, and then how to lead him.
TD Jakes in a roundtable discussion with Oprah and Madea about our "Inner Rahab"
Joyce Meyer will conduct a Bible exposition entitled, "No wonder Paul was single."
Feeling left out, Heidi Baker will... whoaaaa.
John Hagee will erect a ten foot golden statue of Benjamin Netanyahu with the American flag draped over his shoulders. When his own congregants point out the idolatry he will snarl, "get outta my country!"
Steven Furtick will start a 10 part series about how the story of Simon the Sorcerer is really about how God just wants to bring some magic into your life.
Perry Noble will physically assault several churchgoers for not tithing while screaming at them, "I don't understand! Don't you want the devourer rebuked!"
Robert Morris will then invite Perry to speak at his church on giving.