2. May 13, 2018 - Dr. Hakeem Collins - Prophecy: Issachar Prophets and Intercessors Are Arising. For some reason, Dr. Collins was not given a vision of oil glistening angelic equines. This is odd considering the key verse today says that there is only one Spirit. Instead Dr. Collins got a vision about super prophets called Issachar prophets who are gifted with supernatural intelligence to be able to dispense all of the blessings God has for His people. These super-prophets will be able to teach the body how to build for success, future and how to obtain divine blessings domestically. I think I would rather have the horsey.
3. May 12, 2018 - James Goll: This Is the Season of Suddenlies. Wait a minute. I thought it was a season of power and super horses? Or was it a season of supernatural intelligence? Not according to the spirit James Goll is hearing. James claims he lay down to rest and God gave him a vivid dream where upon awakening, he heard the audible voice of the Lord say, "and suddenly, and suddenly, this is the season of the suddenlies." Now, I have to admit beloved this confused me because just five months earlier fellow Charisma News False Prophet Jennifer Leclaire declared that suddenlies were passe'. Now was a time for "immediatelies." That aside perhaps the most ironic part of this is Goll cites another false prophet in Cindy Jacobs for saying something similar earlier in the year. These are the "confirmation games" the false prophet brigade likes to play. What Goll may not have realized is that same day God told him it was a season of suddenlies, He apparently told Jacobs something different:
4. May 12, 2018. Cindy Jacobs: This Is a Season of Blessing. Now Jacobs does mention suddenlies but the clear message here is that this is a season of Blessing because she feels so many in the body of Christ have been robbed. Well which is it? Is this a season of suddenlies or blessings? How will they effect that supernatural horsy God wants me to ride? What about those Issachar prophets who are really really smart? This is getting very confusing and we know God is not the author of confusion. But wait! There's more!
5. Prophetic Word for May: 'Move, Establish, Advance' "This is a building anointing coming upon My people." -- False Prophet Joe Joe Dawson weighs in with his prophetic word for the entire month! Apparently, God has been hyping May up to Joe Joe for some time now and this month will usher in a new season! Well" that's a tad vague. At least Jacobs and Goll had spirits that defined what was going to be new about the season where Dawson's spirit just wants us to "move, establish and advance." Apparently without new super-horses. How disappointing.
Are we starting to see how unbiblical and quite frankly silly all of this is? This is over a two day period. The five separate false prophets all share the same audience and still the alleged spirit had five different messages. Unless we are to believe that God wants us to know that He is sending Issachar prophets riding angelic horses, in a dual season of both blessing and suddenlies so that we can move, establish and advance. None of it is remotely biblical. It was given to these imposters through dreams, visions, waking visitations and even audibly by God Himself. You would think that if God was so serious about delivering a message He would at least be coherent! I have saved the least coherent however for last. The ultimate ear scratching false prophetess. The master of the sneaky squid spirit herself, Jennifer Leclaire. The queen of bubble gum prophecies, Leclaire used to be an editor at Charisma until she moved on the more lucrative means of fleecing God's flock. Now she operates a school of prophecy and one for seers, which yes are the same thing. She also runs her own prophecy network where she can "cover you" for a tidy annual sum. Jennifer is the walking definition of the theater of the absurd. Last year she proclaimed that a "sneaky squid spirit" was stalking her. A ridiculous claim that for some reason Dr. Michael Brown refused to distance himself from. Earlier this year Leclaire claims she was given the following by God:
"Mega faith and mega grace equal a mega movement." -- False Prophecy
To which I would say, mega heresy and mega greed equal Mega Leclaire. The truth is she wanted to be able to use the mega superlative for all of her ministry hype and to try and elicit "mega donors" for her five million dollar fundraising dream (71K raised to date; mega ouch). Nonetheless, this week it appears that Jennifer has decided to move on from the mega to a better adjective:
Prophecy: Moving From Mega to Epic