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The Grift of the Spirit - Bethel Continues to Mock God by Creating "Prophetic Lab"

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I present this because of the level of the depths of its absurdity. Let's break down this nonsense. So Reiman claims that this was the way God called her to be a prophetess with a Daniel calling. He does not tell her so though. Instead, He embarks on this twisted plan to have her sing a random Louis Armstrong song because his middle name is Daniel. He waits for two weeks before essentially spelling out His plan to Reiman. Does any of this make sense? Why not just tell her from the start? Why does she have to rely upon so much subjectivity? One out of body experience, two waking visitations, and three direct words just to say you've been called to be Daniel? What was the point of the giraffe??? You just cannot make this stuff up. So, Lindsey Reiman is the primary teacher for this prophetic lab. Frightening.

So besides these labs, they apparently are also offering Prophetic Interpretation Services in case you have received a word that for some reason you cannot understand. This one hour session will set you back only $125, although it makes no biblical sense that God gave you a word of prophecy but you have to pay someone else to tell you what it means. Another intensive will teach you how to create a prophetic report for yourself. The "Signs and the Timeline" Lab promises to teach you how to hear God yourself! It promises to turn your months into a "spiritual scavenger hunt!" The mockery continues to thicken. They can also create a custom lab for you and your group but do not list the price.

One of the final links on this page is for prophetic reports and that takes you to another page called Aqua Regia, described as, "Aqua Regia is a spiritual intelligence company that utilizes prophecy, word of knowledge, dream interpretation, strategic intercession, and discernment to unlock practical solutions in the professional and personal realms of those we serve." The personal prophetic report will set you back $2000 but in exchange they promise:

"Profile Reports are for a specific individual. Their purpose is to compile insights into how heaven sees you, what God has planned for you, and how you can partner with him to the promises over your life realized."

So, this latest Bethel scam pretends that they can give you insight into how heaven sees you? Seriously? What God has planned for you? How to partner with God because you know He is always looking for good partners. How evil and insidious is this. Preying on people with this swindle. Beloved, God is not looking for partners. He is looking for obedient worshippers. If He is your co-pilot then you are sitting in the wrong seat. If you want to know what He has planned - read your bible! As for specific insight into your walk? That is to be learned as you hopefully grow in maturity in Christ. It might be grand as the world sees it or maybe it might be average if seen by carnal eyes. Perhaps it is just to be a good Christian spouse or parent. Perhaps just to represent Jesus where you live and work. These are not small matters. They are kingdom matters! Perhaps your lot will be to suffer for His namesake. How does heaven see us? Hopefully they cannot see us. Hopefully they only see the blood of Christ. You can save your $2000. There is your prophetic report. As if this was not heretical enough, they also will compile a prophetic report for your business for only $2750! They describe this as:

Company Reports share heaven's perspective on the unique identity, calling, and strengths of a company. It illuminates current and future opportunities and provides strategic spiritual intelligence to seize those opportunities.

So that bodega on the corner? Yep, they have a unique heavenly identity, calling and spiritual strengths. Who knew? What a load of nonsense. Not only is this an obvious grift but it just makes an utter mockery of prophecy, which is a pretty big deal to God. It is bad enough to pretend that you hear from God and lie about it to people but to rob them blind in the process is just so abhorrent. God does not tell you that He is calling you to be a Daniel prophet, whatever that is supposed to be, by taking over your body and making you sing What a Wonderful World because Louis Armstrong's middle name is Daniel. The prophet Micah did not compile a prophetic report for King Ahab. He just told him what God told him to say. God is not prophesying about the bagel store down the street from you. Enough already, just stop.

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Hmmmm...

...that's a lot of money to spend to learn how to be a fortune teller. I bet there's cheaper ways to learn. 🙄🙄🙄

The good news is that the ones who are truly seeking the Lord, will have their eyes open to this chicanery. Not because they are faithful, but because He is faithful and He will not lose even one little lamb. He will safely lead them to His Truth.

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So many are led astray by this nonsense.

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