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O Jacob, how can you say the Lord does not see your troubles? O Israel, how can you say God ignores your rights? - Isaiah 40:27 (NLT)

Prophecy: Teamster Angels Are Delivering Your Harvest Charisma News

It is embarrassing to even have to point out the utter stupidity and ridiculousness of modern-day prophecy within our apostate church system. Just consider that it is this same prophetic industrial complex that brought us something as moronic as sneaky squid spirits and angels of abundant harvest. Beloved I want us to consider how essentially blasphemous this all is and the damage it wreaks on people every single day. Prophecy is very simple. It is God speaking to man to tell His people something He wants them to know. Prior to having the bible, the people did not have God's word readily at their hands. The relied upon the accuracy of those assigned by God to carry His word forth. This word primarily was one of correction. It was one of dire warning because the people of God were so often outside of His will. They routinely worshipped false gods, a clear violation of God's very first commandment. Was there the possibility of blessing? Or course because that is the nature of the God we serve but only as it was tied to obedience.

What has changed under the new covenant? Not much when it comes to prophecy. Man bringing God's word to His people is still the thrust of prophecy. The difference is that God has already revealed His entire will within scripture. The notion that God included 95% and He is now using charlatans like Jennifer LeClaire or James Goll to bring the missing 5% is asinine on its face. Especially when their words are so absurd. Did God forget to tell us that there might be sneaky squid spirits stalking us? Of course not. Did He forget to tell us that there were magical angels of abundant harvest ready to bring us all sorts of wealth and goodies? And that He for some reason has given control of these angels to someone as wicked as Jennifer LeClaire? Please. So, when someone claiming to be bringing a word directly from God is declaring that there are "teamster angels" ready to pick up where the abundant harvest angels left off, I am compelled to once again sound the warning. I would hope this would be low hanging fruit but realize this silly word was published on Charisma News website. Now to discerning Christians Charisma is known for being a heretical cesspool but there are millions of people who for some reason cannot see it. They end up believing words like this which are designed to enrich the prophet and shipwreck the faith of those who believe it. That is because they now believe that God Himself has promised them this "harvest." When it does not come, many will blame God for something He never said. Maybe you find yourself today discerning enough to see through this scam but remember the countless people who stand before Christ in Matthew 7 declaring "Lord Lord." So, let us reason once more together through the above linked false prophecy.

"Beloved, are you ready for teamster angels to bring you loads of harvest from heaven? If so, you're going to love what the Lord has to say about this today. Holy Spirit has been speaking to me about teamster angels and the release of your harvestand He is saying that the set time is now. Recently, I received a large harvest on a seed of obedience I sowed starting 16 years ago. It wasn't a cash harvest, but it was large and valuable all the same. This harvest was something I didn't expectsomething I won't even be able to access for another 25-30+ years. However, it was a huge encouragement to meand it came on the very day I had been praying for just such a financial blessing. When this happened, the Lord started speaking to me in a prophetic storm. Here are a few of the things He showed me:" - Jamie Rohrbaugh

Am I ready for what? Beloved, if you believe that God told her this then you need to seriously consider where you are being taught. This is the textbook definitions of scratching itching ears. Everyone wants to hear that God has oodles of goodies for us stored up somewhere and we are just so darn special that He has created a new breed of angel to deliver them unto us. Just the greedy nature of this alone should turn off most believers. This is not a cash harvest but it was large and valuable all the same? Rohrbaugh is using the old false prophet's playbook in claiming direct experience of the prophecy, so that people are less inclined to question her. Then she tries to sound all mystical by declaring God spoke to her in the midst of a prophetic storm. Once again, it is embarrassing to have to point out that there is obviously no such thing as a prophetic storm. Nonetheless, let's see what she is claiming God told her:

'1. The Lord is bringing His people a harvest on seeds of obedience they sowed 10, 15 or 20 years ago. The Spirit of God said: "Your service to the Master has not been overlooked. The seeds you have sownseeds of every kind: obedience, honor, love and offerings made unto the Lordhave not fallen on fallow ground. All along as you have obeyed Me; you have wondered when or if you would reap a harvest. Well, My beloved, you shall soon see. There is always seed, time, then harvest in My Kingdom. And although you have been sowing and waiting all these years, I want to assure you that harvest time is innately connected to My pattern of seed, time and harvest. Harvest time cannot be separated from the act of sowing. Examine yourself, for you have been thinking in many cases that harvesting is arbitrary. Without realizing it, you have developed a mindset that a harvest is a surprise, for you have been thinking that I may bless and honor some seedswhile forgetting other seeds. The opposite is true; I assure you. I cannot forget a seed. I cannot forget any act of obedience you have made to Me. Your seeds of obedience, even when you didn't realize that's what they were, are a continual, fragrant incense in My nostrils. I look at your life, and I am proud of you, My child; and I remember every moment of your obedience at all times. Never forget that I am a faithful God, and My faithfulness reaches from everlasting to everlasting on your behalf. I will show up when you least expect it; I am your God of breakthrough! Look for harvests on your seed!"' - Jamie Rohrbaugh

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