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Teamster Angels to Deliver You Trucks Filled with Blessings, Seriously, Stop Laughing

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I cannot forget a seed? Ugh. Notice the tenor of the alleged prophecy. Where Jesus said repent for the kingdom of God is at hand, Jamie Rohrbaugh claims God is saying the He looks at our lives and is proud of us. That He has decades worth of blessings piled up for us for all of our grand obedience and do not miss the "offerings" noted because this is essentially a prophe-lie about money. Unfortunately, that is what the embedded code-speak has become. When today's prophet speaks about seeds, harvests, and breakthrough, they are in fact speaking about money. This all furthers the false notion of a quid-pro-quo god that acts as a blessing dispenser when we insert our coins. Only the false god that Rohrbaugh is selling is apparently forgetful. So 20 years ago I sowed an offering at church and now I can expect the harvest?

2. The warehouses of heaven have been openedand the Lord showed me "load-bearing teamster angels" bringing huge, heavy harvests to His people. The warehouses of heaven have been storing places for your harvest while those blessings grew and grew. The Lord has not been punishing you with His waiting; He has been allowing your harvest to mature. Just the same way an investment in the stock market takes time to mature and bear fruit, your investments in the harvest plans of heaven have taken time to mature and come to fruition. Now, however, the harvest is very heavy. Your harvest is looking like the fruit on a fruit treefruit that has matured and sugared to the perfect consistency and flavor. The fruit is heavy and bowing the branches down. The Lord showed me in the Spirit that the warehouses of heaven must be emptied at this time, for they are made of gold. Gold is an extremely malleable substance that stretches easilybut the warehouses are so filled with heavy fruit for youfruit that has matured and ripenedthat even the gold has reached its breaking point. - Jamie Rohrbaugh

So God is constrained by the systems He designs? He has blessings for us but for some reason they have to mature over a period of ten to twenty years? The storehouses of heaven are now made of gold but that gold is now at a breaking point because of how heavy my mature blessings are? Well hallelujah, send em my way! Of course, couldn't God just strengthen the gold or use a substance that would not bend or break? Why not make the storehouses of diamonds? I mean, this is God we are talking about, right? So, are we following the absurdity of this prophecy? Sometimes in the distant past, we did something obedient, loving, or we gave some cash to our church in an offering. Something that apparently, we expected to be paid back for. God wanted to give us our bounty for this "seed" but it was not ripe yet. So He stored it in warehouses made of Gold until it was so ripe and heavy that the structural integrity of the gold itself was in jeopardy. Because of this He is now ready to deliver to us these ripe, gold-breaking blessings and who better to deliver them than teamsters!

"3. Every angel in heaven has a job. Teamster angels are assigned to carry heavy loads. The word "teamster," 150 years ago, referred to the person who would drive a horse-drawn wagon filled with provision, mail, people or supplies. Now, we have "teamsters" who drive semi-trucks (or 18-wheelers)the modern equivalent of the horse-drawn supply wagon from days gone by. The load-bearing "teamster angels" have been commissioned and released to bring your deliveries and harvests to you. Just like a Clydesdale horse is bigger and stronger than a regular horseand thus built to pull heavy freightteamster angels are made and fashioned with the capacity to carry extremely heavy loads. They have been sent from heaven to deliver the fruit of your labor. Look now for your harvest." - Jamie Rohrbaugh

Who knew that the angels of heaven were unionized? As if this false prophecy were not sugar coated enough, Rohrbaugh now gives the illustration that our blessings can only be delivered in semi-trucks pulled by huge horses. Just imagine the size of the blessings God is going to be delivering to you! Except He will not be doing so because Jamie Rohrbaugh is lying to you. There was no prophetic storm. God did not speak to her and show her this in the spirit realm. That leaves only two choices. One, she is lying. As many false prophets do today, they traffic in lies to make money. When Jennifer LeClaire prophesied about the abundant angels of harvest, it came with an accompanying book. The sneaky squid spirit was free of charge. The second possibility is that Jamie Rohrbaugh entertains demons and cannot tell.

"4. It is fitting for God's people to all receive their harvest together. These are big harvests that are interconnected, and they are coming to the people of God all at the same time. Also, once the first one arrives, you will find it connected to more and more. The blessings are connected like train carseach separate and individual but coming at you with speed." - Jamie Rohrbaugh

Tripling down on the grandiosity of the prophecy, now we can not only revel in the size of the blessings but the speed too! Oh, and all of the outstanding blessings are coming at the same time! Your blessing tomorrow will be connected to another and another and another! I can't tell you how many times we saw this in the life of Jeremiah. Oh wait I can, zero. Isaiah? Zero. Ezekiel? You guessed it, zero.

'5. Many of us in the body of Christ have worried and questioned the status of our harvests. We have said, in the words of Isaiah 40:27: "Why do you say, O Jacob, and assert, O Israel: 'My way is hidden from the Lord, and my justice escapes the notice of my God'?" But the Lord says, "I am watching over you like a hawk." He continued by saying: "Not one day of your life is forgotten in My sight. Not one seed you have sown has been passed over. Not one claim you have on Me is void, for I am with you and remember you. I have been with you the whole time. I have made your circumstances work for you behind the scenes even when you didn't know about it. I am watching over you with My keen vision and swift answers. However, you have to understand that the way I define "swift" is different than how you define it. It is time for you to come up to My level of thinking. Realize that I am simultaneously looking at eternity past and eternity futureand the time it takes Me to work behind the scenes in your life, although you get impatient, is less than a blink of an eye. Truly, before you call, I answer. Ask Me to give you My understanding of time. This will lessen your frustration, for I am eager to help you understand both time and timing. And I want you to know that you are not forgotten. Indeed, I hear every prayer and record every act of obedience in My book, and in the books of your life. Do not fear, My beloved; I am watching over you like a hawk. Not one moment have you been overlooked or forgotten about in My sight. I am with you to protect and keep you." - Jamie Rohrbaugh

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