Then came the day of Unleavened Bread, on which the Passover lamb had to be sacrificed. So Jesus sent Peter and John, saying, "Go and prepare the Passover for us, that we may eat it." They said to him, "Where will you have us prepare it?" He said to them, "Behold, when you have entered the city, a man carrying a jar of water will meet you. Follow him into the house that he enters and tell the master of the house, 'The Teacher says to you, Where is the guest room, where I may eat the Passover with my disciples?' And he will show you a large upper room furnished; prepare it there." And they went and found it just as he had told them, and they prepared the Passover. - Luke 22:7-13 (ESV)
The term pied piper has become synonymous for someone who gains a following through charisma and false promises. Kris Vallotton is the second in command to one of the most egregious cesspools of false teaching on the planet, Bethel Church from Redding California. Led by Bill Johnson, Bethel embraces nearly every popular and nuanced false teaching today. From gold dust and glory clouds to grave sucking and the dead raising team, Bethel is pure evil. One of the favorite pastimes at Bethel however is fleecing the flock and Kris Vallotton is the primary fleecer with a net worth in the millions. He holds an annual weeklong teaching on how to be a prophet, regardless of whether God actually has called you or gifted you with prophecy. That sets you back around $500. For another $600 you could enroll in a five-day course on worship. When they have exhausted ideas that are this loopy, they become loopier by just making things up. This fall for example you could enroll in Vallotton's Solutionaries Intensive Course for a meager $1200. Before you go all negative on me, Kris promises the following for your hard-earned money:
Become proficient in the 4-step SQ framework that will open you to profound untapped potential to solve problems and generate innovative ideas for yourself and others.
Learn how to access spiritual intelligence from God through 12 Biblically-based practices.
Increase the accuracy of your prophetic words, words of knowledge, and SQ through a blind methodology of receiving intel from Holy Spirit.
Develop SQ analytical skills to interpret, decode, and unpack powerful revelations in SQ.