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A Charismatic Two-For of Insanity with Jennifer "Sneaky Squid" LeClaire

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You see, we are not like the many hucksters who preach for personal profit. We preach the word of God with sincerity and with Christ's authority, knowing that God is watching us. - 2Corinthians 2:17 (NLT)

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The Calamari Queen is back again for more of your money. The Profit-ess Jennifer LeClaire has never met a Charismaniacal false doctrine she could not figure out how to cash in on. She created her own network of new false prophets who can buy their street cred by sending her an annual tribute of a little over 300 bucks. After that the prophetic world of scamming people is your oyster. Want to add the title apostle to your resume? That's just 50 dollars a month or so in Jennifer's school of the apostles, which is enrolling now! Not good enough? How about a new fancy title of "seer." Yep, she has a school for that too and all run out of the same hotel room at the Fort Lauderdale Airport Holiday Inn! Heck she has a school to pretend your kid is a seer too! The kiddy version is only 39 dollars compared to the near 1000-dollar price tag over three years for the adult version of this hot mess so choose wisely. If this is all too "out there" for you then you can settle for some good meat and potatoes spiritual teaching like how to drown marine demons for only $138.

Mind you, this is not satire. I wish it were. Real people pay this woman real money to teach them real heresy. One of the oft used schemes in Jennifer's quiver is to hype a book she is going to publish and then create teachings, video series', "activations", "intensives", and possibly full-blown schools out of the nonsense she writes about. So it seems that Jennifer has a new book coming out called Decoding the Mysteries of Heaven's War Room. Why stop with only mugging you for 20 bucks when you can tack on a webinar about the book and charge 60, while pretending to save you money on the book that way. Ahh, quite the racket. Maybe I should not be too down on this as Jennifer promises that you will be taught how to partner with the supernatural to see greater manifestations of God's victory on earth through your life. I mean, isn't sixty bucks worth seeing a little of God's victory through your life? Don't be cheap with God's victories now! But wait! There's More! Jennifer also promises that through heavenly encounters, you will unlock 21 distinct mysteries of heaven including:

Mystery of Heaven's Secret Rooms

Mystery of Angel Armies and the Angelic Ranks

Mystery of the Situation Room in Heaven

Mystery of Your War Assignment

Mystery of Jezebel's Daughter

Mystery of God's World War 3

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